What he really means .

Do you understand “guy-talk ?” Can you comprehend all the subtle and not so subtle nuances of his secret language ? If you’re a woman , chances are the answer is : sort of , kind of , errrr , not really . “Men don’t always say what they mean ,” . “And sometimes we say what we mean but women understand it completely differently .” All in all , that means that cracking the code can be difficult but not impossible . To give you a head start , we talked to relationship experts and real guys to shed some light on some of a guy’s most common lines and what in the world he really means by them . 


Man: "Yes i am listening."
Translation: I haven't heard a word you just said, but I'm going to bluff my way through by nodding and grunting.

Man: "Your being unreasonable."
Translation: Why are you acting like a crazy person?


Man: "I'm not like other guys."
Translation: I am exactly like other guys.

Man: "I love you."
Translation: My penis loves you.

Man: "I won't come home drunk, I'm only having a couple beers."
Translation: I'll be home at 2:00am, trip over the cat and pee in the plant pot because i can't make it to the toilet.

Man: "I'm not ready for a long term relationship."
Translation: I'm a commitment phobe who wants a booty call.

Man: "I know exactly where we are."
Translation: We're lost.
Man: "Its only a scratch ."
Translation: ARGHHHHHH my f****** arm is falling off .

Man: "I'm dying ."
Translation: I have a cold .

Man: "Its a guy thing ."
Translation: No women allowed .
Man: "Tell me more about your friend Tom ."
Translation: Have you slept with him ?

Man: "I only have eyes for you."
Translation: I check out other women , but only when you're not looking .


Understanding men is like trying to understand algebra , useless and pointless . They think in totally different way to us women . Well help is here ladies in the form of my Man Translator . Below are some common phrases often uttered by the male species , and what he really means when he says "I love you" on the second date . 
And for GUYS : A GUIDE TO GIRL TALK :)
If you’ve ever spoken to a woman , it’s fair to say you’ve been confused by one . Yes doesn’t always mean yes , no doesn’t always mean no , and most of us have once in our lives even admitted , “Well, I may have said that, but I didn’t mean it .” What’s with all the mixed messages ? “Women communicate by giving subtle suggestions instead of being literal , so we can check for positive reinforcement before we continue . We want to be careful about the impact we have on the other person ,” . But while figuring out what women really want can be difficult , it’s not impossible . So follow this guide to “girl-speak .” These are some of the things you might hear a woman say as you meet , date and woo her and the code for reading between the lines .